1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    A bacon sandwich
     
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      May I watch you eat my sandwich?
       
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      I would just eat the bacon off of it.:p
       
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  2. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    A little red coat
     
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

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    Giant jar of dill pickles
     
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      No Im not going to say it... Just no
       
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  4. krazymankev67

    krazymankev67 Kinky Gentleman

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    Cilantro
     
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      Thank you! Lots I hope.
       
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  5. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Quadraophenia on blue ray
     
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      I got my blue ray player still hooked up
       
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      You have been saving that gem
       
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      Classic film
       
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  6. StrawberryCupcake

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    A puppy
     
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  7. Sgt. Patton

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    A dog haircut before Jedi tries to give the poor beast a perm
     
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  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    A pony
     
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      Im going to kill @dirtyjedi if he steps a foot near my pony with any form of hair product
       
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      What about dying it pink?
       
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  9. Sgt. Patton

    Sgt. Patton Sex Machine

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    A laser disc of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
     
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      Oooh fancy does it wear a monacle too?
       
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      He isnt freaking Mr Peanut you ass!
       
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      Hey I don't know maybe your penis plays monopoly
       
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  10. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    A mini sgt.Patton to add to his image
     
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      Warning mini sgt may bite
       
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      Hell yes we all do but only as hard a s necessary
       
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  11. StrawberryCupcake

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    A pot farm
     
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  12. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Love you forever
    Whatever she wants
     
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  13. shadowfap

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    Coffee tea or beer
     
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  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Vodka! That's the gift to offer
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    Burger with spicy fries
     
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      Now we are talking
       
      dirtyjedi, Jun 19, 2019
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  16. StrawberryCupcake

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    One night. :p
     
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      A lot can happen in one night!
       
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      Oh I’m aware.
       
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      Not really a secret :p
       
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      Wasn’t meant to be either.
       
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  17. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    A wet weekend in Milton Keynes
     
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    A stripper that's also a maid.
     
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    The gift of me showing myself out for the apparent love fest to begin
     
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  20. shadowfap

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    To go to a concert of his choosing
     
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