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  1. JT3

    JT3 Porn Star

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    In that case pm me i’d like to hear more?
     
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    One day I’m going to need eye surgery from all the eye rolls I do. I wonder if my insurance will cover that.
     
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    1. gammaXray
      Good Morning Sweetheart !! I guess we're both up Early.
       
      gammaXray, Jun 7, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      I should not be awake. I fell asleep ridiculously early and now I’m awake at 3 am lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 7, 2020
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    3. gammaXray
      Same here, but I don't really mind. I got up at 4 for many yrs. to go to work. My body clock was set so well back then. I would wake up at 3 when we set the clocks back for DST. Until I got adjusted to the new hrs..,.LOL
       
      gammaXray, Jun 7, 2020
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    4. Lioness
      I'll have to ask my friend who does medical coding if there is a code for eye-rollingitis! They may say that's exercise!
       
      Lioness, Jun 9, 2020
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    5. Cherrypop
      Maybe it’s like kegels for the eyeballs! Tightest eyeballs in Canada, right here :laugh: @Lioness
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 9, 2020
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  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Bruises take a fuck long time to go down when you’re on blood thinners
     
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  4. Luv2LiqU

    Luv2LiqU Devilishly Wicked Lix

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    Long term medication.... how did we ever get along without it?
     
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      But I think they have kept me alive this long, Without them I am pretty sure I'd be gone. So like my doctor tells me when I complain about side effects, "Tough shit"
       
      Dearelliot, Jun 8, 2020
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  5. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    So, I had a couple issues on a certain networking site...and they seem to have zero live customer support. They just direct you to FAQs which often don't solve shit. And some of the questions are so basic to be an FAQ. I wonder, though, how often a question must be asked before it becomes an "frequently asked question"? Like if I spammed them with "Who'll be sucking deez nuts?" or "How fucked up is you?" or "What are the chief exports of Paraguay?" or "Who let the dogs out?" a billion times? (I know it doesn't work that way. Just rambling.)
     
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  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I don’t care about negative ratings at all. I usually assume it’s a mistake and don’t bother inquiring about it. The only time I really pay attention is if they are purposefully following me around with a bunch of WTF’s. That’s just immature.
     
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    1. bigbird
      Ok that’s purely for humour purposes and not a genuine wtf rating :)
       
      bigbird, Jun 8, 2020
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    2. Cherrypop
      Yea yea I know lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 8, 2020
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  7. Luv2LiqU

    Luv2LiqU Devilishly Wicked Lix

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    unnamed-21.jpg
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      I’m actually not a beach girl anymore. I burn like crazy. But I used to be a beach hunny in high school. I was so gloriously tanned and blonde lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 8, 2020
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    2. Luv2LiqU
      Umbrella! Take an umbrella!!!
       
      Luv2LiqU, Jun 8, 2020
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  8. Cazmodius

    Cazmodius Porn Star

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    When baked sweet potato fries, salt them once half way through. Then place under broiler to finish them off. Gives them the fleshy inside, and a crisp salty outside.
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I tried liking this and i disliked it and then hit something else. Finally got it right. I don't hand out dislike ratings like candy on purpose. I do love sweet potato fries though. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Jun 8, 2020
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  9. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    Plate tectonics recycles nutrients and allows for complex life.
     
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  10. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Ugly words speak of an ugly soul. And you can’t hide ugly.
     
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  11. Weazel051367

    Weazel051367 Amateur

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    Why's the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song?
     
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    1. Anniemated
      Probably the decision of a man, like who decided where the keys would be on a keyboard?
       
      Anniemated, Jun 9, 2020
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    2. latecomer91364
      Oh, you mean Mr. Qwerty?
       
      latecomer91364, Jun 9, 2020
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  12. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Hateful thoughts and violent actions are two entirely different things. The second is and should be legally actionable, the first should not.
     
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  13. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    What do you do when your attention doesn't pay anymore?!!
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Eat cheese. At least that’s what I think I’d do.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 9, 2020
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  14. Cazmodius

    Cazmodius Porn Star

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    Should all porn sites migrate to a .CUM address?
     
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  15. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I just wonder if the new cartoons of Elmer Fudd hunting wabits without his shotgun and taking away Yosemite Sam's guns is going a tad too far?
    Good grief. :facepalm:
     
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  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I hear they want to ban Choke Holds and Neck Restraints!

    I hope that's just for the cops and not for... um... hobbyists...
     
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  17. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    Please give me the temperature report and skip the "feels like" temperature.
     
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    1. deleted user 43425235
      yeah, where do they get that from, is it the person with two coats and a beanie or the one with shorts and barefeet ?
       
      deleted user 43425235, Jun 10, 2020
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  18. RSSInfros

    RSSInfros Newcumer

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    Now I know my next website domain
     
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  19. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Wishing i knew how to speak foreign languages. I always get so into foreign films. They are usually really good. Then i have to read the subtitles through the whole movie while trying to watch it. Lol
     
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    1. Anniemated
      I've got enough French/Spanish to get by as a tourist when they let you get away with murder lol but they like the fact that you at least try to speak their language. Four of us when to a Spanish restaurant in the hills where they didn't speak English and we spoke little Spanish and the results were hilarious! A lot of moo moos and baa baas lol
       
      Anniemated, Jun 10, 2020
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    2. deegenerate
      I always regret not learning Spanish. There are so many Spanish speaking people here in California. It would be very useful.
       
      deegenerate, Jun 10, 2020
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    3. Anniemated
      You could learn now, it's not too late.
       
      Anniemated, Jun 10, 2020
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    4. Sweetpassion
      I had a Spanish class. Wishing i paid more attention to remember it.
       
      Sweetpassion, Jun 10, 2020
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